Sean Penn Oscars 2010 : Oscars 2010 to host the tournament, Steve Martin (left) and Alec Baldwin to try to shut up. Photo: Mark J.. Terrell / AFP
Ladies and gentlemen, and non-members in the Academy: Welcome to G2 almost live coverage of the sad heart of a brief broadcast the Oscars, which – despite the fact that no one can dream of anything as vicious insults and verbal abuse – is being brought to you with a 24-hour time delay.
Right off the bat I want to join to pay tribute to Walker and Hurt – The Movie just very important to him as to bother with things like narrative, which is and will be only one day and reduce its value as a hilariously American Beauty (which I had dimly recall, won five Oscars just) and Dances With Wolves (a trivial distance of seven, including best director for the statue of Mister Kevin Costner). As for James Cameron’s hopes for a symbolic foundation stone of him, record the movie. . . Also, the ones with Eywa now.
This was in fact the night that made history – David Letterman is now no longer the worst ever Oscar host. Participated in presentations, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin is not proved they can hit the gag with trunkload of improvised explosive devices, and down again three times in a comedy of ill-read autocue, ever, to diminishing returns. Were not even that he telephoned; they were in text messages, even to postpone the opening of a number of comedy Doogie Howser MD. As is often the case with this marquee event, the night that lives down to expectations. Oscar broadcast is like one of those movies, where you only know that at some point, what is going to slide down the back of the door with their heads in their hands. That someone will be you – but we’ll get to soi disant “Legion of Extraordinary dancers” at a later date. Now, it’s time to throw some more gongs.
The best drinking game
The one where you can do a shot every time someone mentioned Merrill (title often de trop, of course). Since then, at the height of the studio era, a Hollywood admired defense may want you to know that not just be sex symbols, which can be transformed in a role. The actors – men and women who offer nothing more than the mere performance of epic. These days, once on the mantle of the likes of Norma Shearer and Greer Garson is all for Merrill, or not to nominate them or refer to them less than three times in any award ceremony forthe Academy Awards would lead to industry-wide existential crisis. This year the second best game for the drink? One where you take a dose every time a member of the community Photos salutes the troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. It really puts things in perspective.
Most tediously predictable seating arrangement
A James Cameron directly behind Kathryn Bigelow. Hey, did not hear that these men were married once? Even if you did, I bet you have not listened to enough of the chatter about this subject yet.
Best acceptance speech
This year produced that rarest of accidents, both for best actor and best actress who you would love to be with a drink. For all bridge Jeff enormous charm, however, Sandra takes speech recognition. Wherever you stand on nothing beloved America, I played it just means you should: surprised, sweet, and sister, self-deprecating, and the threat with a summary of tears, but not for that, I fear they want it to overwhelm them. There is a class act. Plus, they get points three times to joke about Merrill being “accept significantly.”
I prefer not to make ‘em as they were for the moment
Footage from Lauren Bacall to approve the honorary Academy Award at the Festival a few months. “A man in the past,” Bacall her loudmouthed statue. “It is believed that when I get home I’m going to have a two-legged man in my room is very exciting I can not stand it.” At the Oscars, and this was immediately followed by a cutaway to Cameron Diaz chewing gum. Really, it was small stars, which I got.
The best singer of the moment
Best director by Barbara Streisand walk almost to the front of the theater, then wait for the haughty a follower of the rush to get out of the wings and help her to reduce the three steps to the microphone. It’s a long time may lie on the side of her farewell tour.
Worst cutaway
There is a difficult category, and now that the reaction to the shots apparently subject to the most heavyhanded of racial profiling. Ethan Quinn was the night to go to the Jew, the man cut off to the right afterSteve Martin made a joke about Inglourious Basterds star Christoph Waltz play Nazi “obsessed with finding the Jews,” and noted that the contents of the Kodak Theater to a large extent “and motherlode”. Do not worry, viewers – see, Ethan laughing! Jews just get a joke! The cutaway hammer was also published at a time in Africa, the American star has said. The fact that you can listen to the product practically screaming, “close to Morgan Freeman! Mother and one of the other four countries, goddammit!” , Really added to the sense of how far we got.
Most of the never-ending
If you have spent the past few weeks wondering what is the result of the Treasury and Hurt will look across the Mediterranean interpretation of modern dance, and this was the night for you. In what felt like 47 minutes diverse, each candidate for the result was better. . . Disguise, do you call it? . . . By the task force called theLegion of extraordinary dancers , who know how to draw tension in the disposal of bombs in the number of soft shoes. This year’s ceremony, which was produced by one of the judges on So you think you can dance, which goes some way towards explaining that the crunch, but nowhere near the excuse it.
The best reminder of what Hollywood dreams are made of
Oprah Winfrey tribute Gabourey Sidibe. “He was a student in an attempt to earn some money to go to college, and on Monday she skipped school to test for a movie called precious. Tuesday, calling her back to meet the director … and on Wednesday it had won part of it. And tonight, was sitting inthe Academy Awards in the same category as Meryl Streep. ” However, the movies? Nice to do, and Opera.
Best fauxhemian
Sean Penn. Even if Sean knows that the real outsiders simply will not show for the Oscars, said he had agreed to provide the best actress, and took this opportunity to another person for one big moment to announce, “I did not become a formal member ofthe Academy ,” before the Committee criticized the loose them for non-recognition his former wife. I know! You can almost smell him, mocking the institution. Still, while Sean is the only member country ofthe Academy , American fans will recall that in the light of the leading team of advisors on forests, and the Film Actors Association – of a strong lobby from the accident led to host the Oscars Arec Bardwin.
Most awkward staging
In honor of 12 different programs that are consistent with this large number of the audience familiar with, and the best actor and actress nominated for best bigged so far in the part that looks like the sponsors of A meeting. Julianne Moore praised Colin Firth, which makes it clear that they are “only by working together for three days,” while Colin Farrell, Jeremy Renner recommended with memories of the past about “the trip to Mexico, which I wish I could remember more than one”, while “man” and “brother” a lot.
Worst Sound Design
In the Academy Awards. I go to bed in so heavily, and called for dialogue about the difference between sound editing and mixing, so I might have missed the explanation of why, in 2010, and broadcast on the Oscars seem as if it were arranged by the winner of the contest. Is it really beyond the wit of professionals early 21st century television to raise the level of the anchor in the auditorium of the mic to “significantly”?
The best lecture
Courtesy of the best supporting actress Mo’Nique, who thanked her husband to advise them that “at some point you have to refrain from doing what is popular to do what is right.” Without undermining the indifference of fellow candidates, and the star of the precious stones and praisedthe Academy Award “for performance and not politics,” apparently under the impression that Opera campaign juggernaut of the film is as far from power and political player as you can get.
Definition of the worst horror
Any time Academy Award winner Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart gave tribute to the horror movie genre, which took some transfers strange. I never realized movies were horror movies, including Marathon Man, Edward Scissorhands, Little Shop of horrors, Jaws, what happened to Baby Jane? , Beetlejuice, and, mother, and Twilight, which was really satisfied with being interspliced Shining. Does not adjust the records accordingly.
Most self regardingly graceless hosts
Academy, which has banned the Treasury Hurt largest producer Nicolas Chartier to send e-mail more benign to the circle of acquaintance, and asked them to vote for O’hairt Walker “and not $ 500m film.” This is, apparently, for the passage of “ethical” in violation of the Academy in negative campaigning from the base, the man who financed and produced the film was not there to see that on the night that can only dream of. After Zac Efron is at the forefront in the line of attack near Merrill. Where is the justice?
Worst of fact-checking
Demi Moore made “in memory” section of the people we have lost, in the editing, which failed to include it before the 2003 chassis. Even more pronounced, but it was the omission of Farrah Fawcett, who failed to make the cut a spokesman for the academy would have you believe fully intended. “Major fail,” Roger Ebert is the point of view on this issue.
The arrest of more than the emergence of where are they now files. . .
Is the grandfather of Nelson – how to put this? – Going through some stuff? Internet Movie Database indicates the Breakfast Club star will feature in six TV movies or straight to DVD releases this year, but his appearances during the tribute to John Hughes was certainly striking, and all the information about where Bender is currently “in” would be welcome.
Finally, the best technical innovations
Sky +. Because of your vision, sky +, and from TiVo pilot who went before, and will never know what the critics Sky Ronnie Ancona and Mark Dolan made of everything. I absolutely could not have done it without you.
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